No, we be loyal minions, banded together by the call of the beast. We be nothing without the Perk, and his crushing interior defense, or his thunder-funking offense. That's who we be.

Rectitude: Moral righteousness

Honor to the name of P.I.A.B.

Courage...To BE the BEAST.

Honesty... He needs to stay true to the BEAST.

Be We Perk?

Perk & the
Seven Virtues:

Loyalty to your true nature, even in
the face of a more skilled Samurai.

Benevolence... only to the smallest
Mother Funkers.