Be we Perk?

No, we be loyal minions, banded together by the call of the beast.
We be nothing without the Perk, and his crushing interior defense, or his thunder-funking offense.
That's who we be.

Perk & the Seven Virtues


Rectitude: Moral righteousness


Loyalty to your true nature, even in the face of a more skilled Samurai.


Benevolence... only to the smallest Mother Funkers.


Honesty... He needs to stay true to the BEAST.


Courage...To BE the BEAST.


Honor to the name of P.I.A.B.


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